UNO Reverse Kidnapping
The traditional courting rituals of Bowser's Kingdom weren't really known by those who didn't hail from within its borders. What even fewer knew was that the whole kidnapping thing King Bowser did was based on one of the last vestiges of said rituals, pulled forward by circumstance, convenience, and because some people are more of a romantic at heart than what they'd have you believe.
Understandably unaware of all this, Mario lays in the grass outside his home and wonders about the feasibility of kidnapping Bowser, for a change.
It turns out it's more feasible than Luigi insists it is.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Peach, Luigi, Bowser
Relationships: Bowser/Peach, Bowser/Luigi, Bowser/Mario
Additional Tags: Humor, Pre-relationship, Accidental Courting
Length: 3,957 words
I was introduced to the Royal Plumbing Polycule, aka Mario/Peach/Luigi/Bowser, about a year or so ago. It’s been swirling around in my brain ever since. It’s very silly, and it’s largely an interesting vehicle to explore a Peach & Bowser reconciliation process. Or at least that’s what my mind’s settled on. I might write down all my thoughts about the ship at some point, but for now, this is my first venture into writing them.
The plot is partly inspired by Return to Ithica by Useless19, in which it is posited that the kidnapping Bowser does is a remnant of his kingdom’s courtship rituals. I was also inspired by a different story idea post or two swirling around where Bowser is the one getting kidnapped for a change. So I mashed those ideas together; if kidnapping Bowser is equivalent to courting him, then how would he feel about it? Flustered, I bet. And that’s the backbone of this fic!