The safest guy in the world

Someone made a post about how Luigi was the “safest guy in the world”, because he’s surrounded by loved ones who would gladly commit violence if anything bad happened to him.

This idea is very fun to me. I can't help imagining everyone at some diplomatic function or another, and Mario and Daisy and Peasley are busy absolutely terrorizing some poor fool who'd committed the grievous crime of looking at Luigi weird.

And when Luigi tries to ask Peach to help him wrangle Mario at least (because three against one isn't very fair) she just looks at him and is like, "I don't know what you're talking about. They're just having a very spirited discussion, I think. Do you want more tea?" And then she sips her own and changes the subject, to Luigi's dismay.

(I think if it would actually lead to a diplomatic incident or something Peach would step in for sure. Otherwise she'd defo enable the over-protectiveness, in a “plausible deniability” sort of way.)