…Oh, and also working on all the multi-chapter WIPs I’ve been neglecting, lol.
It'll be nice to not have a self-imposed deadline to stress over anymore (except for the upcoming Valentine's Day fic, I guess)
you're at the bottom, this is it
After so many kidnappings and unwanted advances by Bowser over the years, an especially trying night at the end of which she’d gotten kidnapped by him again has Peach finally snapping and letting him have it. This is some of the aftermath.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy
Relationships: Mario & Luigi
Additional Tags: Hurt/comfort
Length: 1,830 words
This fic exists because I had a hankering for writing this part of the timeline, the low point Bowser has to hit and the uncomfortable truths that have to be dragged forward for him to truly be part of this polycule. Also, I had the image of Kamek kneeling next to a Bowser in his shell, talking to him and threading a hand through his spikes, similar to how he did in Chapter 9 of A Dream of Sunny Skies.
What Peach says exactly isn’t very important, so I didn’t bother writing it. The only important thing was Bowser’s reaction. And sure, he had been terrible to her in the past and she’s definitely justified in snapping and letting him have it, but her words are still allowed to sting, you know? I didn’t want there to be any winners here. Not Bowser, who’s fledgling character development was just harshly stuck down, not Peach, who was filled with a fury she’d never felt before, and now has to sit with how cruel she’s capable of being and the emotional crash that follows, not Luigi, who inadvertently kickstarted this whole mess and had had his own fair share of being yelled at, not Mario, who is forced to be a bystander to this entire ordeal. But they’ll recover from this!
( Here are the questions! )
I really like this set of questions as a year-in-review type thing; feel free to nab them and do them if you do too, haha.
A Reframing
So it turns out getting trapped in portraits a few times changes your opinion on other types of magical paintings, too.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy
Relationships: Mario & Luigi
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort
Length: 1,830 words
This fic was conspired by this little comic, where Mario is afraid of portraits & paintings in a post-Luigi’s Mansion world.
I like the idea of the skylight that gets you into the Wing Cap level just being a workplace hazard every few months, lol. Don’t look up at the light; the time it’ll take to get you out will eat into your lunch break!
Honestly, I don't think Mario himself realized he was afraid of jumping into the paintings until he got to that room and actually thought about what he would have to do to get to Bob-omb Battlefield, upon which he got a surprise spike of terror about it that he didn't know how to deal with. So he defaulted to trying to pretend it didn't exist. Which was a poor choice, in the presence of the person who knows him the best besides himself, haha.
And I didn’t want to have Luigi confront Mario about his fear, because one thing that’s kind of lame in other Mario & Luigi stories is that scenes like this tend to be super overwrought and melodramatic, lmao. And I’d personally rather die than go that route. So! We swerve around it!
(Chaos) Heart Condition
There wasn't anything particularly special about the morning Luigi woke up with a weird feeling in his chest.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Luigi, Peach
Relationships: Luigi & Mario, Luigi & Princess Peach
Additional Tags: Sickfic, Angst
Length: 1,607 words
Sicktember Prompts: Heart Condition
I literally saw this prompt and thought of this idea immediately, lmao. The plot, the fic title, all of it. It was great.
There was a jokey theory floating around somewhere just after PMTOK released that posited that the reason Luigi was so chaotic/silly in that game was because he had the Chaos Heart in him influencing his actions to be, well, more chaotic. This is a theory I have been low-key obsessed with since reading it. I know that there are a variety of angsty directions this idea can go in, but — as boring as it is — to me the Chaos Heart is just, like. Domesticated. Just vibing in there, giving Luigi passive buffs like being able to survive things he shouldn’t sometimes. It does have a vested interest in its perfect host staying alive, after all.
This one took a whole lot of workshopping to get right, even if the idea was easy. The hardest part was figuring out how the Chaos Heart was going to manifest itself; i.e. how Luigi was going to get injured so that the Chaos Heart could inexplicably prevent all damage. After a few voice memos, I settled on Luigi getting hit by a car, and then everything else fell into place (e.g. what car? → a car in New Donk City → why are they there? → they’re there because of a referral)
Poisoned Mix-ups
Kammy didn't want to be at this mixer, really. Doubly so when Kamek gets himself poisoned.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating:Teen and Up Audiences
Characters:Kamek, Kammy
Relationships: Kamek & Kammy
Additional Tags: Sickfic, Poisoning, Humor
Length: 1,316 words
Sicktember Prompts: Toxin/Poison
Here’s my annual Kamek and Kammy fic that no one reads! 🥳 Set out to maybe give Kammy a W, this time, mostly failed XD
This fic changed quite a bit from the initial idea! They were supposed to be in a hospital, and then after bickering for a while Kammy would reveal that she got access to Kamek’s medical information by claiming to be his spouse, to his chagrin (and hers). But the conversation wasn’t flowing right, so they ended up back in their hotel instead. The rewrite also makes this fic occur they were younger than in canon, for sure. How much younger? I dunno. I suppose it doesn’t quite matter, in the end.
Also, I added myself to the last scene, hehehe. Love that for me!
something must be wrong (with me)
Visiting Mario in his tower had inexplicably become something routine, for Bowser. Until this visit, when Mario doesn’t answer Bowser’s calls for him.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Bowser, Toad
Relationships: Bowser/Mario
Additional Tags: Sickfic, AU – Rapunzel Fusion, Humor, Pre-relationship
Length: 2,116 words
Sicktember Prompts: Medieval Treatment, Clean Sheets
Another Bowsario Rapunzel fic! I really like writing a Bowser barely on the cusp of figuring out his own feelings, haha. I also really like writing the Toad character; he was very fun!
An Unexpected Caretaker
Somewhere between Mario leaving to rescue Princess Peach and waking up from his nap, Luigi gains a visitor. It is not a visitor he is particularly enthused to have.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Luigi, Kamek, Mario
Relationships: Luigi & Kamek
Additional Tags: Sickfic, Humor
Length: 1,734 words
Sicktember Prompt: Overdramatic Patient
When this idea popped into my head I laughed for like 20 minutes. Always willing to take the chance to write my blorbo, and my OG blorbo, too? Sign me up!
I firmly believe if you leave Kamek alone for long enough without the ability to do any evil or even a spot of mischief, he is going to a) start cleaning, b) start fussing, or c) do both a and b at once, somehow. The caretaker instinct runs strong, hehehe. Also, I think Kamek has some long-buried attachment to Luigi given that for a short while, he was under Kamek's care as a baby when his was kidnapped in the events of Yoshi’s Island.
Biological Warfare (and the lack thereof)
A small moment during peace treaty negotiations.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Peach, Bowser
Relationships: Bowser & Peach
Additional Tags: Sickfic, Fluff, One-sided Bowser/Peach, Implied/Referenced Mario/Peach/Luigi
Length: 812 words
Sicktember Prompts: Borrowed Hoodie, The SnifflesTM
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Fainted Memories
Peach wakes up in her bed feeling incredibly disoriented. It takes her a bit to fully remember what had happened to get her there.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Peach, Mario
Additional Tags: Sickfic, Implied/Referenced Violence, Angst, POV Second Person
Length: 675 words
Sicktember Prompt: Dizziness/Vertigo
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