Fic: Let Peach Say Fuck
May. 14th, 2025 11:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mrsluigivargasLet Peach Say Fuck
Apparently Luigi had taught Peach some swear words in Italian while nobody was looking. Today’s Mario’s lucky day to find out about that.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Peach, Luigi, Toadsworth
Relationships: Mario & Peach
Additional Tags: Humor, Friendship
Length: 1,374 words
This is one of those fics where I made the working title and then couldn’t come up with anything better for the real title. So the working title is the real title now.
This is also one of those fics that I’d had the idea for ages and ages ago, and am only writing now. Maybe since 2023? I think I’d seen a cutesy Mareach fic about Peach learning Italian and then was like “ok but what if it was swear words tho”. I love being aromantic.
Apparently Luigi had taught Peach some swear words in Italian while nobody was looking. Today’s Mario’s lucky day to find out about that.
Fandom: Super Mario
Rating: General Audiences
Characters: Mario, Peach, Luigi, Toadsworth
Relationships: Mario & Peach
Additional Tags: Humor, Friendship
Length: 1,374 words
This is one of those fics where I made the working title and then couldn’t come up with anything better for the real title. So the working title is the real title now.
This is also one of those fics that I’d had the idea for ages and ages ago, and am only writing now. Maybe since 2023? I think I’d seen a cutesy Mareach fic about Peach learning Italian and then was like “ok but what if it was swear words tho”. I love being aromantic.
I really love how Kamek is the lead event organizer and host for Super Mario Party Jamboree. He wasn’t even meant to be involved in that way at all; apparently Bowser conscripted him to be a judge in Super Mario Party??? Which is hilarious??? I can imagine Toad and Toadette being impressed with him enough that they kind of just let him take the reins on stuff, and now he gets to organize the party for real. As if he wasn’t busy enough XD he likes it, though. Probably.
Also, I had always had this headcanon that Peach was involved in event organizing, but imagine my surprise when I did some research and found that she was never explicitly involved in creating any of the Mario Parties! I posted about it [here], and it’s pretty cool. As I said there, though, I think she was involved in a lot of the behind-the-scenes coordination of some of them; someone had to organize the venues and the prizes.
I was trying to figure out why Peach would be going around swearing in this fic, and settled on her trying to do something tactile and repeatedly failing at enough to get mad, haha. For some reason, my first thought had turned to basket-weaving, of all things. Nonetheless, in the absence of a list of Peach’s hobbies on the Mario Wiki, I had to get creative, and I ended up skimming through the Party Planner Trek mode for a suitable activity. Stacking tires seemed good enough!
At some point, I wanna write a post about why various characters tend to overwork themselves, Peach among them. I just think she feels the responsibility of a ruler to make people happy, plus wanting to make up for all the cumulative hours she has and might be kidnapped.
I didn’t really have a vision as to why Luigi taught Peach a swear word. Maybe he said it within earshot and got curious. I think I had a variant of this idea where she learns it, says is, and then furtively looks around to see if Toadsworth is nearby, and then says it again quieter. Maybe that can be what happens here, because its cute. Unfortunately, Luigi is going to have to sleep with an eye open for the next little while for it. Just a little while, though. Especially if Peach starts swearing at other diplomats or something XD
I don’t know why I put a little running gag in the span text of the Italian words. It was a silly, last-minute decision that literally no one will see. I miss writing running gags, though...I’m glad I could get one in there...
Also, I had always had this headcanon that Peach was involved in event organizing, but imagine my surprise when I did some research and found that she was never explicitly involved in creating any of the Mario Parties! I posted about it [here], and it’s pretty cool. As I said there, though, I think she was involved in a lot of the behind-the-scenes coordination of some of them; someone had to organize the venues and the prizes.
I was trying to figure out why Peach would be going around swearing in this fic, and settled on her trying to do something tactile and repeatedly failing at enough to get mad, haha. For some reason, my first thought had turned to basket-weaving, of all things. Nonetheless, in the absence of a list of Peach’s hobbies on the Mario Wiki, I had to get creative, and I ended up skimming through the Party Planner Trek mode for a suitable activity. Stacking tires seemed good enough!
At some point, I wanna write a post about why various characters tend to overwork themselves, Peach among them. I just think she feels the responsibility of a ruler to make people happy, plus wanting to make up for all the cumulative hours she has and might be kidnapped.
I didn’t really have a vision as to why Luigi taught Peach a swear word. Maybe he said it within earshot and got curious. I think I had a variant of this idea where she learns it, says is, and then furtively looks around to see if Toadsworth is nearby, and then says it again quieter. Maybe that can be what happens here, because its cute. Unfortunately, Luigi is going to have to sleep with an eye open for the next little while for it. Just a little while, though. Especially if Peach starts swearing at other diplomats or something XD
I don’t know why I put a little running gag in the span text of the Italian words. It was a silly, last-minute decision that literally no one will see. I miss writing running gags, though...I’m glad I could get one in there...